bitey
a general name for any one possum
etiology:
homer calls the big possum living in the monorail conductor’s cabin closet “bitey” in marge vs. the monorail (season 4 episode 12)
from wikipedia:
homer: (on a family of opossums in the monorail) i call the big one “bitey.” (matt groening has said this is his favorite simpsons line ever, written by conan o’brien)
another word for spicy, or when something has a “bite” too it
d-mn, these wings are bitey.
when one gets the urge to bite, nip, chomp, or nibble on something or someone.
bill is very bitey today.
when somebody is not a happy chappy.
hmm, bob’s a bit bitey today, better stay away.
name for a psychotic cat that bites and slashes people, especially old men that are petting it.
bitey was a psychotic little h-llcat. he was the pat buchanan of all cats.
a subgrouping in fandom that derives emotional or s-xual gratification from reading stories, fantasizing about, or writing fanfiction involving impotent, emo characters with cosmetic vampiric traits who are otherwise indistinguishable from pulp romance novel love interests.
ironically, biteys get to enjoy very little actual biting of their heroines, relying instead on the infinitely drawn out foreplay of teen angst to get their juices going.
related: see furry
rumors of a new mmo based on stephenie meyer’s “twilight” series left biteys everywhere salivating at the opportunity to immerse themselves in forks, wa with other like-minded fans.
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