bityper
a person who uses only two fingers to type on the computer. the fingers of choice are usually the left and right index, however, the thumb can be used for the sp-cebar; true bitypers use only two fingers for all keys. common bitypers include the young or inexperience, or the old who have no desire to learn to use all 10 fingers.
-why is is taking this chick so long to respond? it says shes been typing for 10 minutes.
-dont worry man, shes probably just a bityper.
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