bizzletitch
ebonics gone horribly wrong: someone using the ‘snoop speak’ -izzle ending to spell out ‘b-tch,’ while simultaneously realizing that ‘b to the izzle t to the kizzle… hizzle?’ wouldn’t sound very good. then again… neither does bizzlet-tch.
guy 1 (on phone): “whaddup, homes?”
guy 2 (also on phone): “not much, bizzlet-tch!”
guy 1: “…bizzlet-tch?”
guy 2: “we were smoking out of my vape with snoop dogg!”
guy 1: “…werd.”
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