Blaaaaaaaaaatz


the more aggressive and extreme version of “blitz”. phonetically spelled for the sound made when yelling “blitz”.

this is the preferred verbal preface to doing any sort of extreme action.

also is used sarcastically in regards to “phone blitzes” at call-centers.
jim, before diving off of a cliff: “blaaaaaaaaaatz!!”

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