black anaconda


adj. a long, darkly colored fecal projectile of a humanly impossibly size that exits the -n-s after a good, fibrous meal. usually in a swirl like fashion, similar to that of soft-serve ice cream.
vanessa returned from the toilet, wearing a bleak look on her face while rubbing her stomach. david looks at her and asks, “what’s wrong?” vanessa replies, “i think something’s wrong with me. i just took the biggest, nastiest, smelliest sh-t in my life and i swear… it was a black anaconda!” david then replies with a grim look on his face, “…that’s not good.”

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