Black and Decker
when a woman with braces performs oral s-x on a man and mutilates his p-n-s.
dude, you’re walking funny, what’s up? my girl has braces, she totally black and deckered me.
black and decker is a s-x postion for a girl who dosen’t want to take her shirt off. the girl must be wearing a low cut shirt and showing alot of cleavage. once this is complete the guy takes off all his clothes. he then has the girl sit down while he stands. after this is complete the guy puts his -ss in her face and puts his p-n-s into the breast slot provided by the shirt. once this is done the guy t-tty f-cks the girl up and down like he is using a black and decker drill as the girl gives his -ss a rim job.
spencer tried as hard as he could to give morgan the black and decker but failed.
spencer might be the only one to actually try the black and decker on a girl.
when you get slapped in the face by a black p-n-s and get called a “good little wh-r-“.
i got black and deckered by that guy last night!
a guy who is incredibly c-cky and toolish but thinks he comes off as cool
“wow, that guy was super hot, but he seems like such a black and decker”
when you get all h-rny and sh-t and you need that somethin’ special so you go get a screwdriver. then you pound your girls -ss with it. afterwards you take that very same screwdriver and use it to build a spice rack. you then give the spicerack to your women. d-mn!
“i need a new spice rack. will you black and decker me?”
when a d-ld- is atached to a drill.
i got the black and decker out for my b-tch last night she was screaming in seconds.
when a black man has -n-l s-x with a woman and the knocks her out (decks her).
lexington steele black and deckered jenna jameson in this movie i just saw.
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