black bear


a handsome, genuine young man who gets a lot of -ss
girl a: wow that guy over there is so hot and looks so sweet.
girl b: he is a typical black bear. you should go talk to him!
the kind of bear that’s best.
fact: bears eat beets. bears. beets. battlestar galactica.

(black bears)
a fat hairy black man that i have s-x with daily.
i have chocolate stuffed down my throat on a regular basis.
when a non-african american woman seeks comfort from an african american male, she calls him this; a protector; a dark guardian; her dark knight
“i’ll be your snowbunny if you’ll be my black bear.”
someone who flirts with everyone as if they are actual sl-ts but doesn’t actually put out to any of them.
she is totally flirting with my boyfriend, but i’m not too worried because she is such a blackbear.
refering to a bearish animal preferably tyler bishop
hey tyler you gonna eat that salmon?
black bear tyler: roooooaaaarrrr
a black bear is a tool.
man, that kid was such a tool. f-cking black bears.

beta theta pi, a fraternity full of tools. bunch of blackbears.
slang for a black syrian hamster. this term is often found in large chain pet stores where they will charge you double the price just for the name.
“i have a black bear hamster!” “no you don’t, you have a black syrian hamster, and you just scammed got out of twenty bucks.”

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