Black Catter


the annoying person in every group who insists that whatever you have that is really cool or awesome, they have something that is better. if you say you have a cat that is totally black, they will tell you that they have a cat that is way blacker. this person will be lying, and will never be able to produce this amazing thing that they own
you: i just got a new iphone, it is pretty sweet
black catter: oh yeah? well i just picked up the new iphone touch nano.
you: oh? i never heard of it. lets see it.
black catter: i left it at home. i don’t bring it out with me or everyone would be trying to steal it, and when people come to my place i keep it locked in a safe

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