Black Christmas
when your friends or family give you sh-tty christmas presents that you will never use or keep.
“hey!what your girlfriend give you for christmas?”
“oh, ummmm, she gave me a sheryl crow poster. it was a black christmas.”
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a horror movie that was released on december 25, 2006 about a serial killer stalking sorority girls. billy, the serial killer, is locked up in an asylum and escapes to his old house which is now the house for the sorority. while the movie is set in 2006, it is also a story in a story in that it shows how he became who he became. he murdered his family except for his sister/daughter agnes. billy’s mother raped him when he was a teen and she had his baby, which would also count as his sister. billy and agnes kill the sorority girls in gruesome ways. the movie stars katie c-ssidy as the lead, and also stars mich-lle trachtenberg, lacey chabert, and kristen cloke.
“can you believe mich-lle trachtenberg is in a horror movie? it’s called “black christmas”.”
right after tax returns are filed; late january and early february. most temporary tag period in the year; car will be repossessed in march or april at the latest. also, rental of uhaul’s and rental furniture when increase at this time as well.
when kids go back to school from christmas break, they discuss what they got for the holiday, one kid will say “my mama said, ‘my christmas ain’t ova, i can get some gifts in february!'”
“when you get that car?” reply “black christmas”
“i am gonna buy all my kids bedroom furniture when january come….”
if poverty has forsaken your family during christmas time.
i think we’re going to have a black christmas
hooray for black christmas
on christmas day you open your gift to find a black d-ck chillin in a box. see d-ck in a box for more details.
girl 1: did you get anything interesting for christmas?
girl 2: i had a black christmas.
girl 1: ouch!
sat-rday night. old school word used to describe how afro americans celebrate sat-rday night. getting clean, washing the car, going out to the club and celebrating.
you can tell it is black christmas, man these brothers are lub and this club is packed.
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