black envy
a psychological condition that results in a caucasian person acting, speaking, or otherwise attempting to seem african american under what would be described as “ghetto” or “inner city” or “urban”.
symptoms: using words like “dawg”, “n-gger”, “word”, “peace out”; wearing their pants far too low for their waist/showing their boxers or underwear; wearing du rags; relating events that happen to them on whether or not that would happen to a black person…
note: not all caucasian people acting in this manner are suffering from black envy. those who are suffering from it come from predominantly white, middle- to upper-cl-ss suburban neighborhoods.
the “opposite” of black envy is white envy where an african american who grew up in a “ghetto” or “inner city” lifestyle denies where they come from and attempts to p-ss themselves off as the stereotypical white suburbanite.
person 1: eminem is suffering from black envy
person 2: no, dude, he grew up that way. he’s just doing him.
person 1: carlton (from fresh prince of bel-air) is suffering from the opposite of black envy: white envy.
person 2: no! carlton grew up in a stereotypical predominantly white neighborhood. he’s not suffering from white envy at all!
person 1: dawg, i got pulled over… and i’m not even black!
person 2: you’re suffering from black envy.
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