your first time nutting after coming home from thanksgiving with your family.
tom: how was your thanksgiving?
jeff: nothing special, but the black friday nut afterward was fantastic.
probably your favorite person. ever. has few/no friends. is always annoyed with m-f-s around her. will often scream at those m-f-s. ex: woah that chick looks super annoyed. she’s probably gonna pull a serenai
- famous five
the undeniably amazing yet j-zzless act of self pollution a fifth time in the day … dan , i did it, the forth was a chin shot but i managed the famous five at the stroke of the hour….it was a disappointing spuff though.
the act of shoving yoghurt up your own -rs- then scooping it out with your already broken fingers. “oi! stacy you dirty b-tch! stop yagyutting and do the dishes!”
- sperm skin
when your so f-cking white, that you blind others with your mayonnaise -ss skin. d-mn, your nickname should be sperm skin because you look like howie from the bench warmers.
they arent that smart and look funny travis sutcliffe looks ugly