Black-Fridian


people who go to shop on thanksgiving day at walmart for black friday deals…. these stupid low life’s stand in line for hours to push, shove, elbow, fight, and trample each other to save $3.97 on a ten pack of underwear. they usually smell of stale eggnog and ham and have a glazed over look in their eye due to shoveling thanksgiving dinner into their fat faces so they can save a couple dollars.
did you see that wild pack of black-fridian’s just trample that poor mother and her child to grab those diapers out of her hand?

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