black hole of marriage

from a singles perspective, it’s where all you newly married friends go. if they do fall into the event horizon, they may never be seen again. however, if they are like a rare quasar jet, they may appear at a later time…wanting to hang out all the time.
man, i haven’t seen jeff since he got married. he must be in the black hole of marriage.

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