black jesus
well, it’s true. sorry, kkk and the like. did you really expect me to be lily-white in a region like the middle east? h-llooo…jews are semitic? i looked more like an arab or egyptian than i did like george bush.
the whole planet will tilt when i come back.
something that white people hate and can not admit since the real jesus was black.
white person: jesus was black? no way! time for suicide!
well yes there is very little chance that jesus was white, but it is unlikely he was black. all the other people putting, ” he was from the middle east and jewish so he was black”. just because he was not white and was a darker race doesnt mean he was black! thats like saying im white and thus whiter than a black guy i could be counted as chinese!
“hey. jesus was not white, so he can be ay other race he wants to be :p black jesus”
i had to put an example and couldnt think what to write.
black jesus: amare stoudemire’s alter-ego. at times, he displays such divine talent that he can only be referred to as “the black jesus”.
rob: “holy cr-p, amare must have flown like 10 feet in the air for that dunk.”
bob: “black jesus strikes again!”
a black person that is so awesome that he is considered black jesus
darnell is so awesome that he is known as black jesus.
soulja boy’s alter ego. shows acts of kindness to people, people look at him like he is jesus. being swagged the f-ck out.
oh look it’s black jesus and he is making it rain on use peasants, so we can eat.
oh look it’s black jesus he is swagged the f-ck out
this is the real jesus. not to be confused with mr. jesus, your jesus, or mickey mouse bullsh-t jesus. this is the jesus that you should thank for taking care of mediocre things in your daily life!
shawn: so what is the deal, are we friends or not?
g-sylce: i swear to black jesus is you pull this sh-t again, i’m going to cut you with my scissors… drama
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