black jew
a mythical creature that is said to rome the streets of l.a.
dude im pretty sure yesterday, i witnessed a real black jew and i tried to take a photograph but it got away just as i was about to snap a picture!
one who has to sit in the back of the oven.
rosa parkstein, a black jew, defied the laws and sat in the front of the oven.
lenny kravitz
festus: dude, lenny kravitz is soo awesome!
jew boy: yes, that’s because his a black jew. he’s got the best of both worlds.
black boy: sweet!
the term used for something that never has, does, or will exist- derives from the fact that there are no black jews
“the chances of daniel hitting a homerun are worse than a black jew”
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