Black Johnson
putting a fresh banana in a microwave and setting it for 10 minutes on high. the after effect is a burnt phallic shaped object that smell’s like a yeti’s ball sack.
i skated out of work early, but before i did i went to the accounting department’s breakroom and left them a black johnson. tgif m-f-s!
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