Black Mamba Fury


when your mother finds out you are pregnant and her boyfriend is the father. she then proceeds to beat you with a watermelon and pour koolaide powder into your eyes.
gurl, when i told mama about my little sitch, she went black mamba fury on my -ss. she didn’t even beat me with a chicken leg this time, and went straight for the watermelon! what a b-tch!

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