Black Man Equation!
the black man equation is an algarithm used to determine one’s black level measured in niglets.
let y=years spent in jail
let g= grape drank consumed daily (litres)
let k= kfc consumption per day (kilograms)
let w= wealth in stolen goods (dollars)
let r= total roberies
let nℓ= niglets
∴ nℓ=((y²/g)(k))w/r
trevor: “yo, how many niglets do you think tyrese is?”
angus: “i don’t know lets use the black man equation!”
trevor: “if we take the equation nℓ=((y²/g)(k))w/r and subst-tute in his levels we get:nℓ=((6²/3)(12))300/12 we find that he is 3600 niglets!”
angus: “thats a pretty high niglet level!”
trevor: “yeah i didn’t realize tyrese was that black!”
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