black mass

a black cloud of smoke which moves around at will, generally in old victorian era homes and forests and eerie places. think “the monster” from the tv show lost.
“i went up to the hallway… i saw a black m-ss. i tell you what, i was scared. i was frightened out of my wits.”
the rite “black” witches were said to hold to parody the catholic m-ss. they often said segments of a normal m-ss backward, used humans for altars, and generally insulted and perverted catholicism.
a: somebody said some witches held a black m-ss the other night.
b: that’s sh-t, it never happens anymore.

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