Black Mom
a black woman who has kids. that are under control and know how to behave. she’d be d-mned if her kids are acting a fool in public. she is very strong. and always holds her family on her back. she does what she has to do to provide. and can have a man, but doesnt need one. she’s hip and young. knows the latest hot stuff. you can tell em anything. but that doesnt mean you won’t get your “b-tt” wooped afterr. (: black moms… theyre the best.
black mom: yess baby, what you need to talk about?
kidd: i lost my 500 cell phone.
black mom: what the h-ll! -woops kidd’s “b-tt”. apologizes. then buys kidd a new one-
one year later:
kidd: i will never nd still havent lost a cell phone since.
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