Black Motheritis
black motheritis is when a black women worries that her thuggish son will either be beat up, stabbed, arrested, run over, or just plain killed on a nightly basis while selling hard drugs and roaming the hood . this condition can lead to many a sleepless night as well as compulsive eating, weigh gain, diabetes, heart problems, and a predilection for social services all while praising our first african american president barack hussein obama.
yollanda’s black motheritis was so bad she ended up a being a four hundred pound type one diabetic with an obama phone.
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