Black Mountain


a small, rural town located in western north carolina. its inhabitants are mostly rednecks who drink copious amounts of natty light in their single-wide while yelling something at their 13-inch tv about obama ruining this country.
“if you ever visit black mountain, nc, make sure you wear some jorts. and brush up on your nascar knowledge.”

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