black off
to m-st-rb-t- or -j-c-l-t- to black people
my friend johnny really has a thing for black chicks, he bought a copy of hot chocolate magizine and a tube of vasoline at the conviance store and procided to imediatly go into the bathroom and black off.
when you m-st-rb-t- while black out drunk. it’s actually quite enjoyable.
example of a blackoff:
timothy, “man after drinking two four lokos last night i blackedoff”
maroney, “how did you know?”
timothy, “well, i woke up with my pants around my ankles and j-zz all over my stomach.”
a contest between two or more people to find who is the most black (even if some or all participents have white skin)
white man: i’m more black than you
black man: no, you’ve got white skin.
person 3: “black off”
to m-st-rb-t- whilst so terribly inebriated one experiences memory loss
billy: what does mr. idelpants do after a c-cktail or six?
charles: he enjoys locking himself in his room so he can black off.
a slight variation on ‘back off’.
when one of your white friends misappropriates black culture/slang to the point of annoyance on your part, you have the option of telling them to ‘black off’.
your friend: “yo whatup my doggy nizzle”
your response: “black off”
to go off with someone else.
“he went off with his other mates, he’s a black off!”
a black girl/woman with a fat -ss.(booty).
look at that -ss , so got a blackoff blud.
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