faceblocked
faceblocked; (fac-bloked) to be prevented from using facebook, mysp-ce or any other social networking site on the internet. primarily due to overuse by co-workers and paranoia by ceo’s of companies, where people do less work than they use these sites.
guy 1:hey mike why don’t you go on facebook anymore?
guy 2:i’ve been faceblocked.
guy 1:cruel man
the action of being blocked on facebook, usually following either a stalking, har-ssment, or abrasive wall-pokes.
not to be confused with faceblocked.com
evan- “marc, man, jillian just faceblocked me after i said she was a dirty ho”
marc-“rofl thats wicked, but im too s-xy to be faceblocked.”
a sorority girls often implemented c-ckblock should an inexperienced hardcore/metal kid, struggling to create an archetypal college ident-ty that is specialized in attracting mates, request her phone number.
guy: so uh, lemme get your number?
girl: just facebook me-
-point of subsequent wreckage
later…
guy: dude…
guys friend: did you get her number?
guy: no, i got faceblocked.
when trying to carry on a conversation with someone, or to get a response to a question only to find that they have completely ignored you in favor of a form of social media such as facebook or twitter.
i tried asking my wife about dinner four times she totally faceblocked me.”
when someone blocks you from viewing their facebook profile. either by blocking you entirely or just parts of their profile; pictures, mutual friends, comments.
bill, “hey, how come i can’t see april’s mutual friends but i can see her comments?”
dave, “oh you don’t know? you got faceblocked”
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