Black President Theorem
after hearing 4 separate people complain about barrack obama in a day; all without it being relevant to the topic at hand, i decided to come up with a new theorem… i copied this idea from mike g-dwin and his “g-dwin law”. credited goes to him.
“as white peoples’ discussions grow longer and more intense in complaining, the probability that obama being blamed for their grievances approaches 1.”
me: “well, looks like i’m going to get laid off next week.”
white guy: ” psh, you know whose fault it is?! it’s obama’s fault! he’s trying to take our guns away.”
me: “i don’t see how this relates ..”
white guy: ” you know he’s not even american!”
me: “(to myself) black president theorem came up fast in this talk.”
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