Black sasquatch
the only unrecognized member of the sasquatch family. you always hear sh-t about yeti (white sasquatch) or red ones or even brown ones. the black sasqautch walks around town with its homies almost always wearing lakers jersys and will beat the sh-t outta any white sasquatchs walking in their hood. they often eat orphans. they say if you listen hard enough, you can hear their screams or if you pay enough attention to the taste, you can taste their broken dreams….
the black sasquatch saw a yeti in his hood so he kicked his -ss with a baseball bat.
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