Black Scottish Cyclops
a black scottish man who lost his eye to a book while searching a wizard’s library for a nickel, is extremely drunk, and carries a huge amount of explosives. also a mercenary fighting over a pit of gravel, and occasionally defending hat facilities against robots. in addition, he is skilled with a wide variety of melee weapons, including bottles, haunted swords, etc.
“the black scottish cyclops, now extinct!”
-the spy
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