black swan
an event or occurrence that deviates beyond what is normally expected of a situation and that would be extremely difficult to predict.
reeses’ peanut b-tter cups were formed by a black swan event when a truck carrying peanut b-tter ran into a truck carrying chocolate.
starring natalie portman, mila kunis, and vincent c-ssel. directed by darren oronofsky.
black swan is one of the best movies i have ever seen.
verb. to dramatically wipe ones face off after performing c-nn-l-ng-s, as seen in the movie “black swan” during the s-x scene between mila kunis and natalie portman.
that guy from last night? he totally black swanned me.
to be engaged in s-xual contact with your partner, from behind, in a swimming pool, then forcing their head underwater which each thrust. (this mimics the actual mating habits of swans)
i got so carried away when i was h-tting that in the hotel swimming pool last night, i started to blackswan her.
(v)-to self-sabotage oneself when faced with high-stake, high-stress situations.
i black swanned myself before the exam on tuesday by going out and getting drunk with all of my friends.
originated from the original motion picture black swan
(adj.) to look at someone in a suspiciously, s-xually curious manner; paranoid.
(v.) to black swan one’s self is to m-st-rb-t- with your mother in the room; to fanatically fantasize s-xually and paranoia based about someone of the same s-x; to cup a women’s v-g-n-.
n.) someone or something that is paranoid, evil, dark, weird, mental disorder, and/or erotic; a woman who has lesbian tendencies; one who looks like they’ll stab you or themselves with a mirror shard and put your remains in the bathroom
(adj.) “you look really black swan right now, could you please stop looking at me like that?”
(v.) “he totally black swanned my vag last night.”
(n.) “did you see that picture of kristen stewart? she totally looks like a black swan.”
derived from the movie black swan
to meet a naive individual then later have relations with them after heavily being under the influence, hearing of their disbelief they would do such a thing the next day.
bro, she totally went black swan on you last night, she’s totally not that type.
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