Black Tuesday
tuesday, january 20th, 2009
this is the day that the dow jones industrial average fell over 4% to close below 8000 at 7949.09. it had reached a high of 14167 in october of 2007.
it is widely believed to be related to the enaguration of barak obama, the first black president of the united states of america. many workers took an obama day. others simply lost money in the market due to those taking obama days.
it is a date which will live in infamy. we will all remember black tuesday, and perhaps tell our grandchildren of a time when we let this happen to ourselves.
i just lost $40,000 of my retirement fund in one day. f-ck black tuesday.
cop: breaker breaker we have a 1488
dispatcher: a 1488?
cop: a 1488, a black man trying to move into the white house
dispatcher: its just black tuesday
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the very first level in modern warfare 3
i will play black tuesday when i return home
4 days after every friday when the black people have already spent all of their welfare checks, and complain about economic downturn.
hey man you got money for some md 20/20?
nah man is black tuesday. i’m broke
november second, 2004– the day america’s democracy died
due to m-ssive voter suppression and electoral fraud, bushler stole the election on black tuesday.
something completely void of humor
a) the upn sitcom line-up
b) the 1929 stock market crash that began the great depression.
i had to get really drunk to find anything funny about black tuesday.
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