Black Vortex
when you incorrectly perform a donkey punch on a female and end up with an unconscious girl with an extremely tight b-tthole caused by her entire nervous system going into shock after you’ve incorrectly donkey punched her in the back of the head. the b-tthole may be so tight as to prevent removal, sucking the d-ck in deeper like quicksand.
“the other night i stuck my c-ck in a dyson vacuum.”
“oh, like a black vortex?”
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