Black Year


similar to a light year, this is the distance a black person, traveling at the typical lazy-black-person-i-have-nowhere-to-be speed, covers over the course of a year. equal to approximately three feet.
maybe you could be at work on time if you’d travel a little quicker than a black year.

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