blackberry dementia
when you check your blackberry constantly because you swear the “notification” light was flashing, only to learn that it wasn’t.
jake: d-mn, why are you always checking your blackberry at work?
derek: i don’t know. sometimes, i swear the light is flashing. but most times, it is not. i definitely have blackberry dementia.
jake: why don’t you just wait and see if the light flashes again?
derek: why? f-ck you! that’s why.
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