Blackley
to be amazing at s-x,and to be extremely intelligent. often times he combats evil and enjoys the occasional eggo. to have very s-xy hair and to be skilled in the art of pencil throwing to be amazing beyond comprehension ;d
guy 1: my girlfriends moans last night shattered my windows
guy2: dude you’re so blackley
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a promotion when they wont say its a promotion, it gives you double the work at the same wage which is about the same as minium wage. i just did till before. now i get to do till, fitting rooms, and clean the store. yet thats a zellars promotion but do i get a raise, […]
- black tunnel
the apparent shape made by a little black party dress when you wake up to discover you’ve only managed to get it half way over your head before drunkenly p-ssing out. “i woke up in the black tunnel again.”
- blanket bugs
the act of being under a blanked, and suddenly your body hair awkwardly shifts, causing the feeling of bugs on your skin. “when i crawled into bed, the blanket bugs were ridiculous”
- blanket flapper
any fart inducing snack item, i.e. deviled or pickled eggs, jalapeno poppers, etc. here dude, try these blanket flappers, they’re freshly made and delicious, but look out, they’re also deadly!
- Gala
a sophisticated dance party. or/and a girl’s name. most gala’s are crazy chicks who live life scandalously, and smoke m-ssive amounts of weed, travel, make art, and volunteer. stupid hippies. gala is smoking a blunt while going to a gala. 1. a crazy awesome chick 2. everyone likes her! 3. is soo prettyy 4. makes […]