Blackmer
a condition that occurs when you get p–p smeared all over your b-tt cheeks, and after several attempts to wipe it off with toilet paper, you begin to feel a burning sensation. it feels almost like sunburn.
those bleachers weren’t very comfortable, especially after the bad case of blackmer.
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