blackout express
when you reach the point of drunken oblivion upon which there is no return. riding on this train means you are near blacked out and will be within minutes. only the best of the best avoid a trip to the hospital.
i’m riding the blackout express right now; next stop, the bathroom floor.
the blackout express can be described as a roller coaster of sorts but one upon which you get on voluntarily. you usually hop on after a sh-tty sh-tty day. it usually starts off slow, shotgunning beers with your bros on a tues afternoon or having margaritas with your b-tches. then like every roller coaster, it reaches the top and goes straight f-cking down hill from there as you think you handle ten shots in ten minutes and proceed to creep on some girl/sleep with some nasty dude, get in a fight, boot, rally, p-ss in the middle of the street, boot again, and then finally p-ss on the floor and get p-n-ses drawn on you. cheers.
mac: i failed my finance prelim, heres to a good night! (while holding a shot of bartons) i’m hopping on the blackout express!
tyghe: for f-cks sake dude its 9 am on a monday.
mac: sorry for partying?
tyghe: welll…..f-ck! give me a shot.
getting so drunk you dont remember what you did the night before.
d-mn i drank so much last night i rode the blackout express. wtf happened???
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