blackout
the act of suddenly reverting your vocabulary and accent to a borderline racist stereotype, often used as an excuse.
“yo homedawg, rollin’ like an og or sometink?”
“what? did you just black out there?”
“…yes.”
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blackout is the term used to describe when a person is so drunk that they wake up the next morning with temporary amnesia, no recollection of what they did the night before. it can be used as a verb or as an adjective.
verb: “oh man i blacked out so fast last night, and then i woke up in this ugly girl’s room.”
adj: “i was so blackout man, everyone was wasted.”
the only time travel known to man.
i black out last night at jim’s and came to at my house at noon.
a state of mental and physical impairment you enter after reaching a blood alcohol level of .20, which causes you to act in an uncontrollable manner. unfortunately, the black out enables you to recall any of the events that occurred while acting so recklessly, and almost always guarantees awaking to wounds you do not remember getting or next to a person you do not remember sleeping with.
“i’m sorry. what is your name agian? i blacked out”
kkk member’s worst nightmare
the part of a night in between what you can remember and waking up the next day not knowing what happened, or maybe even where you are. it could be minutes or hours,and is usually caused by consuming too much alcohol.
i had a major black out last night.
every college student’s security. the state of perfect drunkenness in which all pole dancing, stripping, shot taking, and making out cannot be remembered. the state that helps you forget the night before.
roommate #1:(to roommate #3) do you remember when you danced on the table.
roommate #2: omg and when you made out with that freshman from pgp!!!!
roommate #3: wait, when did that happen, was i drunk??
roommate #1: you are such a black out drunk!
when you consume so much alcohol that your brain goes to sleep but your body gets all “eye of the tiger” and soldiers on
yea dude i got so black out that i gave a girl a golden shower and i don’t even remember it!
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