bladdered
to be drunk – refers to full bladder. same as tanked, hammered, stocious
“i was in the pub yesterday from 12pm – by the time i left i was bladdered”
means more than just “drunk” – actually means “abosl-tely f-ckin wasted off my -ss!”
i went out drinking last night and got bladdered so i couldn’t see further than a couple of inches in front of me
a term used in ireland to describe a certain level of drunkenness and is generally used when the bladder of the person drinking can’t cope with the volume of alcohol taken and develops a mind of it’s own.
typical symptoms include: unable to speak properly, only capable of emitting 1 syllable every 12 seconds, unable to walk, unable to control bladder, unable to understand plain english, trying to hail a shopping trolley for a lift home, urinating for 12 minutes at a time with a startled-deer look on their face, talking to shopping trolleys, sudden short-sightedness and long-sightedness at the same time, swaying, trying to copulate with a shopping trolley, proposing marraige to the policewoman, crying about the price of parsnips, pouring uneaten fast food all over the footpath, phoning the mother-in-law, randomly quoting descartes/proust/homer simpson..etc.
did ye see yer man last night? totally bladdered he was. couldn’t string a sentance together. so he couldn’t. they poured him into the joe maxi (taxi).
or
ah, jaysis lads, the girlfriends bladdered. can someone call a joe maxi (taxi)?
to urinate on a s-x partner (a consensual act)
she was beggin me, so i bladdered her
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