Blæste


blæste, is a word used by mostly foreigners in norway, but more and more norwegian people use it. most likely it is taken from the word ” blast”. it’s said in different forms like: blæste( blæst)- blæster- blæsta. it means many different things.

1. to kick/ beat somebodys -ss
2. to f-ck
3. to mock
4. when your discussing something, and you win.
in english:

1. “i’ll blæst you, if you mess with my gang”
2. “i’d blæst that girl up and down all week long”
3. if you diss somebody you could say: “i blæsta you”
4. leif: ” white chocolate is the best cause it’s white!”
amin: ” no, black chocolate is the best because it taste good!” amin wins, because he has the best argument. he’ll probably say” i blæsta you!”

in norwegian:

1. ” jeg blæster deg hvis du kødder med gjengen min”
2. ” jeg hadde blæsta henne opp og ned hele uka”
3. hvis du disser noen så kan man etterpå si: ” jeg blæsta deg”
4. leif: ” hvit sjokolade er best, fordi den er hvit!”
amin: ” svart sjokolade er best fordi det smaker best!” amin vinner fordi han har det beste agrumentet. han vil sannsynligvis si: ” jeg blæsta deg!”
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blæste, is a word used by mostly foreigners in norway, but more and more norwegian people use it. most likely it is taken from the word ” blast”. it’s said in different forms like: blæste( blæst)- blæster- blæsta. it means many different things.

1. to kick/ beat somebodys -ss
2. to f-ck
3. to mock
4. when your discussing something, and you win.
in english:

1. “i’ll blæst you, if you mess with my gang”
2. “i’d blæst that girl up and down all week long”
3. if you diss somebody you could say: “i blæsta you”
4. leif: ” white chocolate is the best cause it’s white!”
amin: ” no, black chocolate is the best because it taste good!” amin wins, because he has the best argument. he’ll probably say” i blæsta you!”

in norwegian:

1. ” jeg blæster deg hvis du kødder med gjengen min”
2. ” jeg hadde blæsta henne opp og ned hele uka”
3. hvis du disser noen så kan man etterpå si: ” jeg blæsta deg”
4. leif: ” hvit sjokolade er best, fordi den er hvit!”
amin: ” svart sjokolade er best fordi det smaker best!” amin vinner fordi han har det beste agrumentet. han vil sannsynligvis si: ” jeg blæsta deg!”

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