blahjob


a slang term for f-ll-t–; alternative to beej or bl-w j-b. used by females to indicate a level of disinterest in f-ll-t– or to create an atmosphere of disinterest in the mind of a male partner.
“wh-ssa matter baby? donchu wanna blahjob? you would rather go down on me? oh, if you insist…”

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