Blair Witch
giving a handjob while holding your face right in front of the reciever and staring into his eyes, resembling the telling of a scary story in the dark with a flashlight.
mike: dude… last night bijou gave me a handjob man…
nate: sweet man… was it awesome?
mike: not really… she gave me a blair witch, it was h-lla scary
sam: that sucks
mike: yeah.. she hauntes my dreams now
5 more definitions
movie that open to theaters in 1998. the story about three student film makers who mysteriously disappeared in the black hills in burttketsville. their film was latter discovered burid under an old house that was first built in the 1800’s.
im the blair witch beware my power.
a movie created out of pure fiction with a story created by the directors in which 3 students went into a forest with film equipment and the crew made scary noises etc. etc. to produce the effect that the kids were being chased or attacked by something.
“i totally saw the blair witch in my bas-m-nt last night!!”
“dude…that movie was fake..the witch wasn’t real, you know that right?”
“eh….right..i was just testin you guys!”
“sure…”
1. point blank
2. directly, precisely
usually used with extreme emphasis.
1. i was playing cod and i turned the corner and this dude just shoots me in the head, blair f-cking witch with a shotgun.
2. on my way to work, i was going through this intersection on some guy runs the light and t-bones me blair witch in the p-ssenger side door!
something a woman is called when one or many simply dispise that woman’s very exisitance
tom: “hey rick, is that your ex”?
rick: “nah! it’s just the f-cking blair witch, let’s roll.”
n.
1. anything poorly made.
adj. (blair witch-ey)
2. to be a simply and utterly appalling actor/actress.
noun.
1. that door is such a blair witch. look at it, it’s falling apart at the hinges!
adj.
2. did you see that movie ‘tomb raider’? yeah, that girl in it was so blair witch-ey.
Read Also:
- Potato Drunk
when a person is so drunk they become unresponsive to any and all stimuli a: see that girl over there at the bar? she just necked four quad vods b: is she asleep? or dead? a: nah, she’s just potato drunk
- Anarchronistic
a rebellious, anti-establishment att-tude that has been inherited from previous times and has no real relevance in the modern world. getting a tattoo to annoy your parents is so anarchronistic.
- Erlinda
a woman that has more swagga than jay-z, t.i., gucci mane, and jamie foxx combined. she is confident, beautiful, exotic, party starter, and cl-ssy. haters love to hate her and men want to date her. “see that girl at the bar getting all those free drinks?” “yeah, that’s what you call pimpin’.” “no, that’s erlinda.”
- escucha me!
spanish form of listen up! (in mexico) escucha me!
- eating corn
oral s-x from a man onto a woman when i ate her corn she discharged. 1 more definition eating a chick out. it gets its name because the imaginary action eating corn and the imaginary motion lickin p-ssy look alike. when eating corn (and the cob is horizontal)your two hand are at the end. when […]