Blairing


a state of being when your f-cking stoned beyond reason… things that will provoke blaring are: 80’s heavy metal; h-lloween, king diamond, the big 4, maiden etc… horror films produce some good image blair. when i idle blair… blaring while doing nothing. i imagine a great blue pattern against a black void.
dude… i’m f-cking blairing!

the solo in metallicas ride the lightning, it was blairing…
the act of completely ignoring someone and ridding them from your life for a period of time. often occurs when things get too awkward or too serious in a relationship. the verb is to blair
wow, you are completely blairing him. what did he do to upset you?
when a girl is wearing a low-cut shirt and purposefully bends over in front of you, practically begging for you to look at her t-ts, but she tries to play it off like nothing has happened. usually done in an effort to attract attention. derived from the last name of a former secretary of the columbus clippers.
office productivity may be at an all-time high since that ditzy secretary left, but i sure do miss the daily blairings.

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