blake bauer is a term used to define a s-xy male ginger (red head). blake bauer is also used as slang to define someone with a deep (often unhealthy) obsession with tacos (hard sh-ll). blake bauer are smart, witty, good actors, and often ponder the mystery of life. in conclusion, blake bauer are s-xy as f-ck gingers who enjoy a good cl-ss of water every now and then! 🙂
blake bauer is one s-xy as h-ll red head that sure can eat tacos.
that blake bauer is one good joke teller.
omg! blake bauer is actually coming to my party!
- runaway t*tty
when a saggy, floppy b–b gets out of control! i was getting a lap dance from mee-maw, when i got slapped in the face by a runaway t-tty.
a kush lord that spends their time getting jacked at the gym and whale hunting at college parties. supplements protein with spirit cooking. oh no there is a calc-ke at the party!
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- tennessee fountain
when a large, hollow, cylindrical object (such as a pipe) enters so deep into your -sshole, blood leaks out from the other side. tim: hey, so do you do b-tt stuff? brock: nah, not since i made a tennessee fountain, its the worst.
- calico queen
is an old west, cowboy slang for a prost-tute. “save your who do voodoo talk for your calico queens.” wyatt earp in wynonna earp tv show