blakenbaker
bley-kin-bey-ker
noun
the act of a woman wearing a strapon d-ld- and having -n-l intercourse with a man as he lays on his back with his legs in the air, all while she strokes his p-n-s in such a fashion that the -j-c-l-t- is aimed at the man’s face.
when my girlfriend walked in with that giant d-ld- hanging from her crotch, i knew i was about to get a blakenbaker.
i really love blakenbakers, just not the taste of my own s-m-n.
some sl-t wanted to give me a blakenbaker, so i punched her in the head.
blakenbakers are quite unpleasant.
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