blame it on the goose
an expression used defend one’s actions under a state of inebriation that one wouldn’t normally do under sober circ-mstances
matt:”dude, what was up with u last night at the club? u were so hammered, falling all over the place and trying pick up this hideous 300 lbs chick, then tried to start a fight with the bouncer!”
steve”i dunno man, blame it on the goose!”
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