blanched


to be completly high or stoned
blanched is a cool way to say it
stoner 1: “dude, lets get blanched later”
stoner 2: “man im already blanched outta my mind”

stoner 1: “k so meet you in 10 minutes?”
stoner 2: “f-ck yea man, im gonna get so f-cking blanched now”
a synonym for “blue balling”. in cooking it refers to the heating or boiling of food then immediately icing it, therefore comparing “it” to getting heated up then getting “iced”.
“dude my nuts hurt so bad today, this girl totally blanched me last night” blue b-lls blueb-lls
to be completely belligerent or inebriated as a result of consuming too much alcohol. this word is used to describe drunkenness for two reasons. 1) the word itself just sounds like it means sh-t faced. 2) the actual meaning of the word defines a cooking method in which food is dunked in hot, then cold water to loosen the skin. the metaphor being, saturating something in liquid unit it changes.
party animal 1: i am so hungover i can hear colors.

party animal 2: yeah, dude. we got f-cking blanched last night.
to scald in order to loosen the skin. cooking term used here to describe a fragile emotional state.
honestly, i’m blanched. i simply cannot handle another thing.

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