bland lauren

a bland lauren is a basic white b-tch seeing how the name lauren is common white girl name
the bland lauren or basic b-tch is:

1-liberal.
2-plays the ‘stop hurting me’ card.
3-hits on any guy who is either;

a) in the military or

b) in a college fraternity

4- stereotypical white b-tch sh-t including (but not limited to):

a) starbucks

b) netflix

c) taking snaps of her b-tch alcoholic drinks

5-crashing conversations with a random picture which isn’t related to the current topic at all and proceeding to try to focus the chat on her.
6-typing ‘lol’ when she is offended.
7-poorly uses self deprecating humor as a defense mechanism.
8- posting sh-t memes that only a small audience of people like her would enjoy.
9-thirst baits guys on snapchat to give her attention that she squanders once she opens her mouth to seem smart or “not just a pretty face” which she’s not (she does a swell job with filters to hide it).
10-jumps on any bandwagon by using fake positive vibes that usually make her seem like a hypocrite about a previous point or statement she made.
11-acts like she shares similar interests with people rather than be herself.
“that girl is one bland lauren”
“i don’t think i’d date a bland lauren”