man: watch out, you just stepped on my v-g-n-!
man 2: f-ck off, you’re such a blandford!!
definitely a bottom, never a top. the s&m worlds whipping boy. more welts on his behind than a habitually naughty etonian school boy. an ex-cozzer.
six of the best please, sir. ouch, thank you may i have another.

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