Blanecdote
combination of bland and anecdote: a long, drawn out story about nothing in particular.
“…then i ate a peanut b-tter sandwich for lunch, then i took a nap, then i went to the supermarket. i bought some apples and milk and bread…”
you later tell your friends, “man, what a blanecdote she told me.”
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