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non-perscription gl-sses generally worn as an accessory (not for safety). these gl-sses are part of ones style and generally are considered hip and progressive in modern fashion. blanks can be found most frequently in artsy, hip, or up and coming areas such as brooklyn, portland, los angeles, detroit and austin.
“i like kyle’s new gl-sses, but does he even need them?”
“no, they’re not prescription, he’s just rocking some new blanks.”
“oh wow, he’s so hip.”

“i’ve always liked the way i look with gl-sses, but i don’t have a reason to wear them.”
“who cares, get blanks, it totally fits with your style.”

“bro, did you get gl-sses?”
“naw man, they’re not real, just wearing them for st–z and the ladies like them. i mean russell westbrook is rockin’ ’em playa.”
“haha dawg i can’t believe you’re wearing blanks.”
to ignore someone completely just to annoy them.
person: h-llo there
guy: (blank)
person: h-llooooooooo
guy: (blank)
person: d-mn you (walks off)
guy: hahaha
infertile man, dead sperm.
they wanted a baby, but all he could do was shoot blanks due to all the years of snorting c-ke
an evening of drinking where you have certian parts of the night removed from your memory
i blanked last night
when you see a person you know on the street, and they see/recognize you, but pretend they didn’t and look away in order to avoid talking to you. usually results in an unnatural looking facial expression.
laura: dude, i saw russel today, but he totally blanked me.
meag: really? i thought you guys were friends?
laura: yeah, me too. i guess he just didn’t want to talk to me.
1. what a man that has undertaken a vascectomy edjaculates (the concept that what he fires is useless)
after his vasectomy, tony could no longer fire live rounds, he could only fire blanks.
execu-speak for a reganaut.
example 1: “don’t you worry about blank, let me worry about blank.”
example 2: “blank? blank?! you’re not looking at the big picture!”
cuss out someone, go crazy,
shut the f-ck up before i blank on yo -ss.

i blanked on him.