blanket welding
derived from the process of sheet welding (i.e. sticking two sheets together), refers to bed-based masturbatory activities, with the -ssumed consequence that the ‘sheets’ (subst-tuted for ‘blankets’ for increased differentiation from the innocent metal-work activity), will be welded (i.e. stuck together with s-m-n) together.
ash: “euurrggh doug, is that your hand moving up and down under your covers?”
doug: “no!”
ash: “don’t lie, you’re blanket welding again, aren’t you?”
doug: “is it okay if i was thinking of you while i was doing it?”
ash: “you’re sooo not waking up tomorrow”.
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